This isn’t the weekly sexy as much as it is the weekly DELICIOUS.

In some ways though, it is incredibly sexy watching someone eat a piece of candy off of paper. The combination of stationary and saccharine is not only delicious and vaguely sexy, but is also a resourceful snack. At the risk of diabetes, you are receiving surplus energy since the the candy themselves aren’t anything more than small droplets of hardened sugar with a hint of food coloring. With energy comes creativity. In which case, you are plenty prepared to record your thoughts on the paper that you just licked (this is assuming that you have some sort of writing device). You could do math homework, write your Japanese penpal, write each member of Team Win a love letter, or even a ransom note (not addressed to Team Win).

So get some candy that is attached to paper (if and only if you are positive that your blood sugar is low and that you don’t have a family history of diabetes), and write something awesome.

If the portions aren’t large enough for you though, you could always just try some cake.