Let’s face it, European styles are out.

The fashion world can’t handle another year of homogeny with the same old names producing the same boring peacoats, scarves, and v-neck sweaters. Christian Dior and Giorgio Armani simply can’t produce what they did in the 80’s and everyone since has just been imitating; except for the entire country of Canada. We at Team Win think its time that the world begins to embrace Canadian sportswear.

Now, you may be wondering why we think that Canada is so worthy of our skeptical eyes. Our answer of course, as I’m sure you predicted, is the fact that Ryan Gosling from the Notebook is Canadian. The whole purpose of this section of our website is to help the reader identify what would add at least 10 points to their overall sexy score. With this being said, Ryan Gosling starred in the Notebook, and let’s be honest, nothing is sexier than getting emotional over that movie (unless you are by yourself).

By wearing Canadian sports gear, you are acting more like Ryan Gosling, which in turn, makes you slightly more emotionally fragile, and sexier. This is really the only reason we feel so strongly about said sportswear (none of their sports teams are really that good anyway).

Still skeptical? Check out Canada.

BAJANG! Colored Beach Rocks! Want to impress your friends in the sexiest way possible? WaPow! Hit them with a multi-colored display of pure geographic poetry. BraJink!
Sand art creations are the most interesting and sexiest form of self-expression that I know of. In fact, its rumored that Jesus gave Mary a homemade sand art creation for Christmas once, so you know they are cool (not necessarily as much a sexy gesture as a gesture of plain goodwill).* Plus, multi-colored sand is completely environmentally friendly and not tested on animals. So grab some empty plastic bottles, gather up the extra sand lying around your house, and make some archeologically awesome art.

*Yes, Jesus technically gave Mary a sand art creation on his own birthday. He was that nice.

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