There are two old men who live in my town and everyone assumes are completely crazy. No one really knows what their deal is, so I started to follow them around and ask them questions. One day, I met them outside of Tim Horton’s and proceeded to follow them around and ask them about how to be a decent drifter. They gave me some great tips on how/where to ride a rail car, and what city to avoid when I am drifting (Lima, Ohio). Vice likened this interview to another interview that they did with Harmony Korine about humping trash or something along those lines. Fortunately for my morale, the general public liked this piece more than my article on Romania. Then again, there’s not much that Romania can complain about in this one (apart from my blatant nationalist bigotry which I try to express in all of my articles).  You can read it by clicking on this link or the picture of the two old men below.

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